God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
I’m so sick of being put down and dehumanized by haters. BASH BACK!!! It’s time to reclaim our right to be violent in response and to protect ourselves from their onslaught of degradation and shame. I’m a human being. I belong to the human race. I bleed red blood, just like anyone else. I’m sick of these motherfuckers. Stop calling them “homophobes” and letting them off the hook. Call them what they are….”assholes”. Thee next person who calls me a “faggot” is going to get a steel-toed boot to their scrotum or a shovel to the head.